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新近在纽约城开张了一家出售新丈夫的商店，
在那儿，女人可以为自己挑选一位丈夫。

在入口处的标识牌中有商店运营规则：
你只能拜访此商店一次。
大楼共分六层，随着楼层的增高，商品的价值也将增大，
你可以在你已经到达的楼层，选择任何中意的商品，
也可以选择继续登高到上一个楼层，
但你不可以从高往低楼层走，除非你选择离开大楼。

一个女人拜访了丈夫商店，想为自己挑选一位丈夫。
在一楼，牌子上写着：有工作的男人。
在二楼，牌子上写着：有工作且爱孩子的男人。
在三楼牌上写着：有工作，爱孩子，且极其帅的男人。
“哇！”她想，但仍不由自主地继续前进。

她来到了四楼，牌子上写着，有工作，爱孩子，帅呆了，
而且帮忙做家务的男人。哦！主啊怜悯我吧，我忍不住了~
但她还是去了五楼，五楼的牌子上写着：
有工作，爱孩子，帅毙了，帮忙做家务，且富浪漫情怀的男人。
她被吸引住了，想要留下。
可她还是去了六楼，看见牌子上写着：
你是本层第31，456，012个到访者，这层楼上没有男人，这层楼的存在，只是为了证明，女人是无法被取悦的，感谢你来丈夫商店购物。

为了避免，因性别歧视而被处罚款，
丈夫商店的老板，在街的对面，开了一家妻子商店。
一楼的牌子上写着：喜欢做爱的妻子。
二楼的牌子上写着：喜欢做爱并有钱的妻子。

三至六楼，从未被人拜访过。

原文:

A store that sells new husbands has just opened in New York City, where a
woman may go to choose a husband.
Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store
operates:
You may visit this store ONLY ONCE!
There are six floors and the value of the products increase as you ascend
through the building. You may choose any item from a particular floor, or you
may choose to go up to the next floor, but you cannot go back down except to
exit the building.
A woman visits the Husband Store to find a husband.
On the first floor the sign on the door reads:
Floor 1 - These men have Jobs.
On the second floor, she sees a sign that reads:
Floor 2 - These men have Jobs and Love Kids.
The third floor sign reads:
Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely Good Looking .
"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.
She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads: Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs,
Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and Help With Housework.
"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"
Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads: Floor 5 - These men Have
Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, Help with Housework, and Have a
Strong romantic streak.
She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign
reads: Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men
on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to
please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.
To avoid gender-bias charges, the Husband Store's owner opens a New Wife
Store just across the street.
The first floor has wives that love sex.
The second floor has wives that love sex and have money.
The third through sixth floors have never been visited.